crazy fuckers.

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so today...played street soccer with mat,dan,george,nafly,iz and govind.

at the usual 300+ court....
one thing that freaks me out on tht court is the present of weirdos....

i mean seriously crazy fucks.

hopefully they don't come across this blog lol.

well...when i came there...there was this guy.a guy who thinks im his long-time pal.

convo was in malay so i translate:

crazy guy: "eh!long time never see you here! what happen to your hair! alley cats ah?! 80's style pe?"

me:"uhh,my hair natural.i nowadays busy"

guy: " oh.hair nice!"

me: mumbles "thanks"

guy:"wahh action pe?" (probably didnt hear what i said)

me:"thanks" waving my fuckign hand at him.

and the guy...lol.loves to touch people's butt.

touch dan's,govind's,george's.

and another fella.younger than us.also i think smth wrong.
he played keeper for my team ah.
then he played good uh in my opinion.
so i went to him and said "baik uh keeper"

somehow,he responded to me "eh you know iman?"

wtf? i said no.
that guy still unconvinced.

"you dont know iman?you sure not?"

"yes."

then like when i was watching the game,i turned around and there he was walking with me doing a licking action with his tongue. (whoops,isn't it clear he was using his tongue.LOL)

i froze.
WHAT THE FUCK?

i swear i dont know what the fuck he did that for.
he just keep licking air while walking towards me.

then he said "your hair nice uh!"

then he proceeded by touching my hair like he was my fucking friend.
HE TOUCHED MY FUCKING HAIR! WITH BOTH HIS HANDS!

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK?

I could have sworn i felt like saying "EH CHEEBAI WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TOUCH MY HAIR?I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND THERE YOU GO TOUCHING MY HAIR!"

what the hell...